Pallav's Collection Of Jokes

He said, "God!?"


God responded, "Yes?"

And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?"

"Go right ahead," God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God said, "a million years to me is only a second."

"Hmmm," the man wondered. Then he asked, "God, what
is a million dollars worth to you?"

God said, "a million dollars to me is as a penny."

So the man said, "God. can I have a penny?"

And God cheerfully said, "Sure!!.....just a second."

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Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who
lives with a girl

roommate Sunita.



During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how

pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been
suspicious of a

relationship between the two, and this had

only made her more curious. Over the course of the
evening, while

watching the two interact, she started to wonder if
there was more

between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.



Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I
know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just
roommates."



About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar
saying,"Ever since your mother

came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver
chutney jar. You

don't suppose she took it, do you?"



"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be
sure."



So he sat down and wrote : Dear Mother, I'm not
saying that you 'did'

take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying
that you 'did

not'take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that
it has been missing

ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Kumar



Several days later, Kumar received an email from his
Mother which read :

Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with
Sunita, and I'm not

saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita.But the
fact remains that if

she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she wouldhave found
the chutneyjarby now.



Love, Mom.

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