Pallav's Collection Of Jokes

Three men check into a hotel.
The manager tells them the room rate is $30.00 per night.

Each man pays the hotel $10.00 and retreats to the room.

A few minutes later, the manager discovers he made a mistake and the room charge is only $25.00 per night. He counts out five $1.00 bills and gives them the bell man instructing him deliver these five $1.00 bills to the room as reimbursement for the over charge.

The bell man is confused as to how to split $5.00 into 3 parts so the bell man gives each man $1.00 and pockets the remaining $2.00.

Now How much did each of the 3 men end up paying for their share of the room?

If you say $9.00 you are right. ($10.00 less $1.00 refund is $9.00)

The remainder of the $5.00 after the $3.00 refund was $2.00 which the bell man kept.

If each of the men paid a net of $9.00 for the room, then everyone knows that 3 X $9.00 is $27.00.
Add in the $2.00 the bell man kept and the total is $29.00. What happened to that dollar difference between $29 and $30. It seemsthat all the money is accounted for but the question is
WHERE DID THE LAST DOLLAR GO?

Before the computer age,

An APPLICATION was for employment.

A PROGRAMME was a television show.

WINDOWS were something you hated to clean.

A KEYBOARD was a piano.

MEMORY was something you lost with age.

A CD was a bank account.

COMPRESS was something you did to garbage.

LOG ON was adding wood to a fire.

A HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road.

A MOUSE PAD was where a mouse lived.

CUT you did with scissors.

PASTE you did with glue.

A WEB was a spider's home.

And a VIRUS was a flu !!!!

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.


O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than
the one you are in now.


BELL'S THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.


WILLOUGHBY'S LAW
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.


ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


BREDA'S RULE
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last.


OWEN'S LAW
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


HOWDEN'S LAW
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.