Monday, January 24, 2005

 

Hilarious!!!! Lok Sabha Application Form!!!

*ApplicationForm For "Lok Sabha Election" *

(ApplicationForm to Be Filled For Contesting Lok Sabha Election)

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1.Name of Candidate: _______________________


2.Present Address:

(i.)Name of Jail: _______________________

(ii.)Cell Number: _______________________


3.Political Party: _______________________ *List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order)


4.Sex: [ ]

A- Male

B- Female

C- Mayawati

D- Uma Bharathi


5.Nationality: [ ]

A- Italian

B- Indian


6.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)

A- Defected

B- Expelled

C- Bought out

D- None of above

E- All of above


7.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)

A- To make money

B- To escape court trial

C- To grossly misuse power

D- To serve the public

E- I have no clue

(Ifyou choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized GovernmentPsychiatrist)


8.How many years of public service experience do you possess?

A- 1-2 yrs

B- 2-6yrs

C- 6-15yrs

D- 15+yrs


9.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Useas many Additional Sheets as you want)


10.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]

(Donot confuse with question 8)

A- 1-2 years

B- 2-6 years

C- 6-15 years

D- 15+years


11.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]

A- Why not

B- Of Course

C- Definitely

D- I deny it all

E- I see a foreign hand.


12.What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]

A- 100-500 Crores

B- 500-1000 Crores

C- Overflow...

(Convertall your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)


13.Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind?

A- No

B- No

C- No

D- No


14.Describe your achievements in space provided:

[_________]


Issued in public interest by

Election Commission of India,
India.
















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