Pallav's Collection Of Jokes

Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft.

A few days later he got his reply:-

“Dear Mr.Singh,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further Correspondence. No phone shall be entertained.

Thanks”

Santa Singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a party and when all guests had come, he said “Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay America mein naukri mil gayee hai.”

Everyone was delighted.

Santa Singh continued “Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter English main hai isliyein saath-saath hindi mein translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.
Dear Mr.Singh----pyare Singh sahib

You do not meet----aap to miltay he naheen ho

Our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

Shall be entertained----bahut khatir kee jayegi.

Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya.