Pallav's Collection Of Jokes

TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she
gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too
fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair
cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm
pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is
adorable. And you could easily get one of those
layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was
actually going to do that except that I was afraid
it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have
your neck! Anything to take attention away from
these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would
love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so
well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short
they are? If I had your shoulders I could get
clothes to fit me so much
easier.......................

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NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.


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