Sunday, April 10, 2005
Cricket in heaven.
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old
guys, 70+ years old, are sitting on a park bench
feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they
do every day.
Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's
cricket in heaven?"
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I
dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll
come
back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if
you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor
Sachin passes on. One day soon afterward, Ganguly is
sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he
hears a voice whisper,
"Sourav... Sourav!"
Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"
"Yes it is,
Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost. Ganguly, still
amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?"
"Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad
news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Ganguly.
Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."
Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad
enough to ruin that!?"
Sachin sighs and whispers, "You're going to be the
opening batsmen on Friday."
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