Pallav's Collection Of Jokes

An Irishman found an old oil lamp and rubbed it. Out
came a Genie who said, "Master you have released me
from the lamp and I grant you three wishes, what
would you like"

The Irishman scratched his head for a few moments,
then answered, "I wish for a bottle of Guinness that
never gets empty."

"Granted master" replied the Genie and produced the
bottle.

The Irishman was delighted and immediately poured
himself a tall glass of the dark brew. After he
drained the glass he picked up the bottle and sure
enough it was full again. The Irishman got drunk on
this one magic Guinness bottle for three weeks
before he remembered that he had two more wishes.

He rubbed the lamp again and the Genie appeared.

"Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would
you like?"

"You remember that magic, never ending Guinness
bottle?" he asks the Genies. "Well, for my final two
wishes, I'd like another two of them"

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