Pallav's Collection Of Jokes

Dear Bill Gates,

This letter is from Santa Singh from Punjab. We have
got a computer in our home and we face some Problem,
which I want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to Internet we planned to open an
email account. But when ever we fill the Form of
Hotmail, in password field only * comes. But in rest
of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced
The problem only in Password field.

We checked with Hardware vendor and he said that
there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we
have opened the email account with password *****.
But I request u to check this as we our self don't
know what is the password!!!

The next one is that we are unable to enter anything
after we shut down the computer. There is a button
for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo
recorder, We request you to add the same in future.

There is a option as RUN in menu. This one of my
neighbor after clicking started running and he has
run up to Amritsar from Chandigarh. So we request u
change that to SIT. So that we can click that by
sitting.

One doubt is that can I click Re-cycle bin. I own a
scooter in my home. Is there a separate option as
Re-scooter bin available in the system?

In Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outer
view of the mail. Is there an in look through which
we can have inner view of the mail?

The last one is my wife has lost the door key of our
house. So I searched for the same in search option
of start icon, But I did not find the same there, Is
it a bug?

Rest In next letter.

Yours Anonymously,
Santa Singh

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