Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Sardarji Tussi Great Ho !
Srdr: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Frnd: why?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Why didn't you exchange seats?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody to exchange with in
the lower berth..
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite,
nobody will be there............. Girl goes at night & there was
nobody at home
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India
after Every 10 sec a Woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED
& RETIRED!
Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,
climbs tree, sits on the Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted to branch manager."
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.
Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question
paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s Already raining.
Sardar: So what, take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
- O Yaar, what ever you order first will come
first.
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver This packet to you
Sardar:- Why did you come so far. You could have
posted it....
Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to
you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry
you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar's wish :when i die, I wana die like my
grandpa who died Peacefully in his sleep,
not screaming like all the passengers in the car
he was driving..
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is What you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a
mirror!
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not
In the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai
Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Srdr goes to china to find meaning of his
friend's last words.
. it is : 'YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN PIPE !!"
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