Pallav's Collection Of Jokes

A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort at
Lakes Entrance. The husband likes to fish at the crack
of dawn.
The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lakes
area,
the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out
a short
distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a fishing
inspector in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good
morning ma'am.
What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies
thinking "isn't that obvious!"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer,
but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and make a
report."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the man.
"That's true, but you have
all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.............

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