Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Interesting Quotes By Navjot Singh Sidhu
Many are good. (even though some may stretch too far)
1.That ball went so high it could have got an
airhostess down with it.
2.There is light at the end of the tunnel for India,
but it's that of an incoming train which will run them
over.
3.Experience is like a comb that life gives you when
you are bald.
4.Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian
taximeter.
5.Wickets are like wives - you never know which way
they will turn!
6.He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a
lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
7. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive
on what is left!
8. The world is all about mind and matter, I don't
mind and U don't matter...
9.The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell
you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the
whole world, which does not have wings!
10.As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11.The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the
Indians are in the sea.
12.The India! ns are finding the gaps like a pin in a
haystack.
13.The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14.Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a small child is in
a bar!
15.The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the
cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..! one
falls and everything else falls!
16.Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss
without a Squeeze.
17.You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
18.Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a
goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to
Manchester United.
19.He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first
two bites too.
20.One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect
to score a six.
21.The third umpires should be changed as often as
nappies and for the same reason.
22.Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23.Nobody travels on the road to success without a
puncture or two.
24.You got to choose between tightening your belt or
losing your pants.
25.The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26.Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming
youth.
27.You may have a heart of gold, but so does! a
hard-boiled egg.
28.He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking
competition.
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