Thursday, February 16, 2006

 

Call center @ bollywood

What will happen IF film stars worked for call centers.....????
Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare
baap lagate hain filhaal ek customer care rep hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha..
Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se
nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao! jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga...
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Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg.....
Customer: I need help.
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa...
Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless.
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga...
Customer: What!!! I need your manager.
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna.
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Shatru: Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer: How dare you speak like that?
Shatru: Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai....
warna...haaaaaaaaa!!!
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Asrani: hah ! haaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya.
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani: Hah haaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa.
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Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye....
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji: iiiihhhyeee tumko.... tumko kya problem hai?
Customer: I have not received my product.
Kestu Mukherji: To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...
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Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling
aaauuuuu.
Customer: I need your manager.
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep hooon..
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Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai...! .. May I know your name please.
Customer: Mona
Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya.
Customer: (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage
kaun karega....
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Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer: I want to buy a product from your company.
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re?
Customer: $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai.
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Rajkumar: Jaani..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice.
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi.
Customer: shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager.
R! ajkumar: Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko dara sake manager
mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...
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Shahrukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkalling
Customer hangs up the phone...

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